Sharpay Evans

since this is a blog about lowbrow art just as much as it is about highbrow art, please allow me to flex my lowbrow.

 

i’m not *entirely* sure what’s wrong with me, but for some reason i have yet to experience the brilliance that can only be Sharpay’s fabulous adventure.  but! if it’s as horribly cheesingly drippingly fabulous as the HSM2 song ‘fabulous’ i am ALL OVER THAT MESS.

it’s rather rare that disney designs a blonde haired, pink loving ditz as the ‘antagonist’.  but i must admit i’ve got a few questions.

  • why do troy and gabriella’s lame ballads always win over sharpay and ryan’s upbeat pop songs?
  • why is sharpay compelled to steal kelsi’s music?
  • is chad aware of the irony of his actions during the ‘i don’t dance’ sequence?
  • i mean, has he been aware of what he’s been doing for the past 1.5 movies or what?
  • since tiara’s role is fairly superfluous, was her introduction into the franchise a way of protagonizing sharpay in order to ensure the success of her spin-off?
  • why doesn’t sharpay have any friends [besides the 'girls' at lava springs] ?
  • who wouldn’t be annoyed if you spent your entire high school career basically running the drama department only to have a jock and a new girl to upstage you?
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