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December 2, 2011

See saw a show by the shore

stay wild now

STAY WILD

October 2, 2010

International Xiu Xiu Day

we three xuis!

someone will kiss you
when the time is the most wrong
it will never end

-jamie stewart [IIOII]

some allotted time ago, mostly months i ordered the jamie stewart zine of haikus
i almost forgot about it until today, when i opened up the fun mail box and behold!

just in the nic of time

i think this is going to be the 5th time i’ll be seeing xiu xiu in 4 years.
is that too much?  is 24 too old to be a die hard deihard xui? a die hard anything?

what am i supposed to do with this?

October 1, 2010

The Proof is in The

for real this time

gearing up for international xiu xiu day

August 8, 2010

CALLING ALL FREAKS

DO YOU LIKE GREEK TRAGEDIES?
DO YOU HAVE A WEBCAM?

[wow this sounds creepy]

i am looking for someone to read THE MEDEA with me!  we all know the story – but its brilliance is illuminated when read aloud!  it’s sort of like putting on our own private play.  i’ll portion the parts 50/50 [in hopes for the dialogues to be balanced] and we’ll speak in funny voices and it’ll be a riot!  at least, until we hit the infanticide.

May 27, 2010

WAIT FOR IT

CHEERS NUGGETEERS!

did you know? didnt you know?

ILHU INDUSTRIES HAS LOVED AND EVOLVED HER WAY UP UP

UP !

dont be scared – but things will be very different around here.

STAY TUNED AND PRUNED

May 6, 2010

Trill Bee

the silly [not fun or funny kind] people are in the minority.  you just notice them more often because theyre so loud.

no matter what, maguire and de gaspe will be my favourite corner in this city.

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i haven’t felt this new york since….well, new york.

in other news

i recently acquired a job in a factory!  you say ‘well its about time, calling yourself ilhu industries and all that jazz’.  so i’m enjoying my fading freedom daze as lazily as i can.
sipping soda on the front porch, patienting my newly planted seeds in every vessel i could find – coffee cans, mushroom plastics and takeout tins – its like 1934 only this time ive got a laptop.

some cities

January 9, 2010

Musov Shoko.

the whole point of this blog was to have a place to post my own work, but i’m shattering the rules just this once for a shred of bizarre [the whole deification of something ive never seen or heard before]

just the background music is enough to drive me batty.
oh how i wish I had been the one to make this.

[musov shoko]

at first i was repulsed, driven
and then i was driven to hysterics – slaughtered by laughter
WHY IS THIS
i’ll never know why but i am so glad it is
nevertheless

carry on.

November 7, 2009

Obsidian

i, obsidian
slice ably the throats of athenians [maybe]
oxygenized mainprize
was one once
viscous found shattering
blade forth versus steel
lava loved me
rejecting crystallization in favour of molecular scalpels
stoned and culled on sinister’s side

i, obsidian
silicon dioxide
too complex to contain single minerals
i tasted you like basalt
i found you in ethiopia
i feared myself like water

missed, taken
lunar volcanic eruptions
teased out and rhyolitic
flows and hiked
cardiac surgical self made tears.

October 25, 2009

Architexture // Coralhedronlandt

variable light coloured the otherwise flat landscape.
24
this is coralhedronlandt,
15
an impossible compound
double entendre of elements
08
it doesn’t really matter where you go, you can’t stay here
06
home is when it has chosen you
03
there is no decay here. the worms will not eat your insides.
02
stroking the wrong cyan, turning back is an eyelid reversal
treason tried and failed by virtue of redun-dance.

April 28, 2009

WILLKOMMEN

shades in the shade
what is this place? The official page of ilhu / heather utah / heather stewart-utah
use the tabs above to navigate freely

otherwise, here are some inane things that people have said that i find *hilarious*

aka
QUOTES OF THE DAY

‘everything was beautiful and nothing hurt’

‘people living in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones’

‘you are as sparkling as jon dore’s eyes’

‘and for the first time in 2 years, simon finally gave amanda oral sex’

‘don’t burn witches, see a show!’

‘YOU BETTER WORK’

All we ever wanted was everything
All we ever got was cold
Get up, eat jelly
Sandwich bars, and barbed wire
Squash every week into a day
The sound of drums is calling
The sound of the drum has called
Flash of youth shoot out of darkness
Factorytown
Oh, to be the cream’

‘freedom: not too greasy not too not greasy’

‘it’s symbolic, moltar, things don’t always have to do things’

‘#1 cart wrangler on the upper east side’

‘this kitten piano needs a modwheel’

‘aint gonna work for no soul sucking jerk we’re gonna take it all back and we ain’t sayin’ jack’

‘now hold your hand on to the plow and work the dirt till the sun goes down’

‘if you’re going to be a dog then at least be a good dog’

‘il duce’

‘ya fukkin klaxon, mate’

‘jesus played me out again!’

‘my name is dean spelled D-E….’

‘i missed your beardless face’

‘it could hardly be called a hill…’

‘it is one book’

‘these figs taste like fig newtons without the newton’

‘YOUR LYRICS LACK SUBTLETY’

‘damn you carl!’

‘ibuprofen, i am your best friend’

april 6 2009

‘aaaaah i got sambal oelek in my eye!’

‘kale!!!!’

april 5 2009

heather :: ‘cinnamon?!’
seth       :: ‘sparkle?!’
heather :: ‘gel?!’

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